Awesome night out

Ok. You are forewarned... I am completely blitz right now. haha.

I had a great night out night. I was super social, talking with everyone like I like to be. It's been awhile and it's good to be back in the groove. It's not like riding a freak'n bike.

Anyway. Good night out.. blah, blah, blah. The most fun of the evening came at after-bar pizza. I roll into the place, get my pizza, ask to sit down with the group at the only available table.

Some dude in the group starts crap with me and it eventually ends up with me saying...

dude. god is imaginary.

That was it. From there on in it was me against 6. 4 boys. 2 girls. All around 22yo or so.<\p>

Suckers. They don't have chance. haha.<\p>

They really did not like my god is imaginary comment. I moved onto my speil about hubble distance and such... I have a pretty compelling and impressive story. Both the girls totally wanted to make out with me (haha) and same with one of the dudes (haha). It was great. Of course the alpha of the group would have none of that and proceeded to escalate.

Alpha retard: Man, I am totally going to kick your ass.

Me : Um, that's assualt dude. WTF. ahahhaha

Alpha retard: No really, I'm going to kick your ass.

Me : Um. Ok, man. hahahahhahaha

He kept escalating and the pizza worker all came over... AND KICKED THEM OUT. hahahhaha

After that I told the pizza worker.. hahaha. I am totally going to get my ass kicked by christian dudes when I walk home tonight. hahahaha

I'm not very smart and walked out 2 minutes later.... No ass kicking.

Great night. hahaha..

ps. Apparentely I like to say hahahhahaha, when I am drunk.