future tsa conversation

tsa: omg. you have blue hair? hey other tsa guy.. he has blue hair.
bz: oh shit. no way.
tsa: i see you are going to iran... take off your boots and open your bag bitch.
bz: ok
tsa: what's this? (waving over officers)
bz: it's a robot.
tsa: why are you taking this to iran?
bz: to play soccer.

http://www.iranopen.org/