i put 'your patents suck' on the back of my backpack.
most people think it says 'your parents suck'. that's pretty cool too.
your_patents_suck_2005_jul_15.asf
the extra cool part is that this file is an .asf which means it is encumbered by a microsoft patent. that meant i could not use the open-source video editing package 'virtua-dub' because microsoft asked them to remove support for it.