patents

backpack propaganda

i usually stay at the very top of campus during the day. that makes me miss on on the massive flash mob of kids during break. however the other day i got caught up in the middle of it. only 1 in 10 of the students wear bike helmuts. what the hell?

i used to not wear a helmut, but i also did not play with cars. now that i play with cars, i wear a helmut. now that i wear a helmut it drives me crazy when others don't.

so i think i'll make a nice easily readable sign for my backpack. it'll read.

Hey f*cktards!
Where's your bike helmut?
Your're a dumbass and cars
are actively trying to hit you.
Why risk it?

is that a little harsh?