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the hipster gay boy wanted to kick my ass

usually when some drunk jackass is trying to pick a fight with me at club, the drunk jackass is a fratboy. last night the jackass was a hipster gay boy.

early in the night i told him and his friends to use the front door instead of jumping the fence. later he dropped his drink and didn't clear up the glass so i went over and started clearing it. apparently that was his last straw. haha.

usually if some dude started yelling in my face that i was the.. "the ugliest bitch in the entire world and that he was going to kick my ass" (haha), i might get at least a little bit of andrenaline going, but nothing. strange. i calmly pushed him aside like he was a bad puppy and told him something like, "go over there and think about what you just said." (then his friends grabbed him and took him away).

probably not the best thing to intuitively assume that he could do no harm. especially when that person is drunk.

it took me awhile to figure out where i have seen this guy before. i already knew that he was an asshole ahead of time, but i could not place him. i finally figured it out. he is one of the terrible cashiers at the coop. the dude just has no respect for expensive organic produce.