did you get everything you wanted for christmas?

my tooth hurt, so i went to the dentist. it was a year over due anyway.

hygenist: so, did you get everything you wanted for christmas?
billy: i don't celebrate christmas.
hygenist: oh. sorry.

5 minutes later.

dentist: so, did you get everything you wanted for christmas?
billy: i don't celebrate christmas.
dentist: oh. sorry.

awesome. i really enjoyed their awkwardness. haha.

btw. my tooth.. turns out i am a pussy now and i need 'sensitive' toothpaste. baking soda toothpaste is just too hardcore for me.